Victoria Weekly: By Sara Mason
Published: 04/13/05

OK, I PROMISE this will be a weekly thing now…anyways here we go!!

The last time you saw this column, Victoria was heading into Bad Blood to defend her title against Trish Stratus, Lita, and Gail Kim. I predicted a Gail or Lita victory and I was wrong. Trish won the title for her 5th time, making WWE history. A lot has happened between then and now to make us wonder- is the Women’s Division coming to an end?

First up we have the RAW Diva Search. Not a bad idea I suppose, but it was nothing more than 10 talentless bimbos whoring themselves out to a bunch of horny males, and nothing else when you really get down to it. But that’s all WWE cares about anymore…T&A. Despite my mild disinterest in the whole affair, I still had a few favorites to win, one of which did. Christy Hemme became the newest RAW Diva, and really shows some promise. But I’ll get back to Ms. Hemme later on.

During the Diva Search, WWE released Sable and Jacqueline. Not too big of a deal since they were on Smackdown and they weren’t used anyway. Then they messed up BIG time. On RAW, they decided to release Jazz, Nidia, and Gail Kim all at once in favor of Diva Search rejects Candice Michelle and Maria Kanellis. Infuriating? Yeah, just a little. Then on Smackdown, we got Amy Weber, Michelle McCool, and Joy Giovanni added to the roster along with pointless bimbos Rochelle and Lauren. Amy has since left the company and Rochelle is rumored to be gone but I don’t know.

Then the WWE decided to make Christy a WRESTLER! That’s right, you heard correctly. See, Lita defeated Trish for the title in December, then Trish won it back a few weeks later because Lita tore her ACL in the match, prompting a last minute change of plans. All this time, Christy was posing for Playboy and seeing dollar signs in her future real soon. Then the WWE decided to give her a title shot against Trish at Wrestlemania 21. Thank God she lost, but she DID show some promise. I think Christy wants to wrestle and will improve each week.

But now we have the latest news: Molly Holly is gone from the WWE. She wanted to leave, but it still sucks. And now another Diva Search is upon us so we can expect to see more bimbos running around.

And Victoria, she’s hardly used anymore! She’s a sidepiece and nothing else. WWE is killing the women’s half of wrestling. They need to fire the bimbos like Lauren, Joy, Stacy, Torrie etc., and keep the women who want to wrestle. That’s the only way to improve things.

Well this column went on a little long so I’m gonna cut off for now. Tune in next week for another issue, and it WILL be coming I promise! : )